'But can I really do it? Is that.allowed?'.'Untold numbers of us have been stomped by Mario's stupid boots!'.'Just LOOK at me! I don't even have arms! I'm just a Goomba.'.'I can't do it! The dizzying heights of captaindom are beyond my reach!'.'All right! Let's do this, team! Follow my lead, quick-like!'.What's with that flag? The one UP THERE.'

'A good old-fashioned team-up is the way to go! Yes, indeed!'.'Ooh, I love this plan! It's a great and grand plan!'.'Whatever it is, I promise to rise to the challenge!'.'What's this? Super special what now? Speak up, I say!'.'Now then! Shall we venture out, my fellow Goomba brethren?'.'But we're Bowser's Minions! Bound by honor and the occasional awkward hug!'.'What? More enemies?! I wonder how many battles await me.'.'Alrighty! Time to show you the fruits of my labor! I'll jump like a mustachioed fiend, and then stomp down hard.RIGHT ON YOUR STUPID HEAD!'.'I'm only used to fighting Mario! For now.I'll just keep bashing!'.'BAH! What is THAT freaky monstrosity?'.'Is that.Lord Bowser?! Oh, no! I should.I should.I should limber up with some warm-up exercises.Kablam!'.'I'm on.a mountain?! I wonder if the other Minions are nearby.'.'WAAAAAAH! Yikes! Wh-What's with that rumbling? I guess I should try.looking outside.'.'This is bad.I'm all alone and have NO idea where I am.'.'What? Wh-Where am I? Where's Lord Bowser? Where are my fellow Minions.? Hello? Is anyone out there? HELLOOO!'.I'll beat that stupid Mario next time.Let's band together next time. '*sigh* I can't believe I got stomped AGAIN.'To rude guests who stomp about with the dirty feet and the loud voices, I must say.ADIEU!'.However, this IS a rather sacred place, with the majesty and the magic and all.' 'Oh! Pardonne-moi! I am terribly sorry for casting nasty doubt upon you.'Bonjour, monsieurs! Are you the ones stirring up trouble here with the mischief and the mayhem?'.'What's your PROBLEM? You make me sick!'.'Wait.Is this.my castle? I'm SO confused right now.'.'Wh-Where am I.?! Where's Peach.Wasn't I going to kidnap her.?'.'Stop joking around, freak! Say your last words!'.

'Why wouldn't I talk?! That is IGNORANCE right there!'.

Bowser's minions names